February 2012
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
thatharrypottergirl:
harry potter should have won an oscar for “most awkward hug”.
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
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blaineandersons:
TODAY I WOKE UP AND DECIDED TO SWALLOW THE SUN!!!!!!!
andersonsblaine:
when has someone’s sexuality ever been relevant when it comes to shipping them with someone else
THEY BROUGHT BACK SCORCESE.
the-final-horcrux:
conanofallon:
Meanwhile, the actual Scorcese is confused as fuck.
But he looked so adorable i just can’t
ethanpetty:
It means I’m very young and it’s hard for you to stand close to me
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alexsuareasy:
looking for alaska is a perfect book and if you don’t agree read it again until you like it ok problem solved
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aspiringtoeloquence:
hidethemilk:
twobirdsonesong:
aspiringtoeloquence:
I think the way to make Neaf melt down
- Now stay with me on this -
Is to take a word
And put Ander- in front of it.
Anderbros.
Anderpuppies.
…
Anderkiwis?
This theory needs more work.
Anderballs.
Anderporn.
Andercock.
JUST LEAVING THIS HERE.
beyoncebeytwice:
law school musical
thisriotsucks:
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye...