February 2012
queenlabrifah:
fashion police more like put the world’s most irritating poorly dressed people and have them criticize people who are making way more money than them
WOW HOLY SHIT
AM I DYING
IS THIS THE END OF MY QUEST
WILL THIS TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
redsolokurt:
Ever since you separated from your wife, you’ve been watching a lot reruns of Law and Order, haven’t you?
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cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
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omg if taylor swift and darren dated, the song...
kissedmequiteinsane:
mishdapperson:
darren criiiiiss
why were we such a
hit and miiiiiss
i still remember
our first kiiiiiiss
why did you leave me
for your best friend chriiiiiis
ohmyGOD
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker laughs so hard he falls over in the street. This is the funniest thing he's ever said. As the tourist looks on in wonder, a lone tear slides down the New Yorker's face. Nothing he ever says will ever compare to this one shining moment of hilarity.
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blainiacs:
I now present to you:
Tumblr Users Being Overdramatic
“I have no words for how much this idea causes me pain. Just… absolutely not.”
“I would cry so many tears because I do NOT want this to happen.”
“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DON’T DRAG DARREN INTO HER OBVIOUS ISSUES!”
“NO.” “OH GOD PLEASE NO.” “NOBBNOOOOOOO!!!”
“No no no no please God anything but this ;____;”
...
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redsolokurt:
So you’re free to date?
And by date I mean sleep with people and by sleep with I mean have sex with people, people like me
kidding
not really
redsolokurt:
you
are
so
gorgeous
ugh
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artie as a dad-
artiefuckingabrams:
chewbacca junior
if i catch you without your swag on one more time…
it won’t be pretty
ya hear me
how many times do i has to tell you that the abrams always have their swag on
all
ways
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glee's lighting: it's always darkest before the DAAAAAAWWWWNNNN
protegomaxima:
no blaine das gay
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kurtcoblainechel:
hummelberry:
i feel like the way kurt and blaine walk down the corridor hand in hand kind of sums up their relationship
is that weird?
thats weird isn’t it?
#like blaine is dawdling being all chipper and merry and kurts taking charge striding along with a bit of a swagger pulling blaine after him #like nows not the time to be polite blaine we only have 15mins do you...
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